Synchronized Waddling, Mixed Species Division

For several years now a growing number of competitors and spectators have been lobbying to add new events to the Alternative Olympic Games.   Well, this is one of the successes.  So far it's proven to be exceptionally popular.  The competing pair must compensate for significant differences in size, weight and wingspan while maintaining perfect waddling symmetry.  Trust me, it's a lot harder than it looks.   

Here we have Renatta Goose and Kevin Coot exhibiting their gold medal-winning routine.  The event was completely sold out guaranteeing its return for the next winter games.  Ice Waddling is also a newly scheduled event but since there's been no ice this year it'll have to wait.