Love Birds

I'm sure many men have been there. You see that gorgeous bird and you know she is the one. Now you've seen all the movies and you know you have to play it cool and don't appear too eager. 

Of course she can't tell your palms are sweating and don't even think about the Niagara Falls under your armpits. You are desperately trying to remember what Hugh Grant said to Andie McDowell in Four Weddings. Something to do with loving a Partridge called David you think.

In the end you just push your face in front of hers and hope she doesn't slap you straight into the 15th February.