Tippi

Oooh, I worked so hard this afternoon, I think I'll take next week off.
Popped in to Waitrose for some middle-class messages and an unnecessary complimentary coffee. On laying the coffee cup on the roof of the car while I rummaged, this chap decided to tip it all, in its scalding state, down the car, my trouser and a boot.
He then proceeded to stare at me with such malevolence I thought he was going to peck my eyes out in a gruesome Hedrenesque way, so I scarpered.
The moral: stick to Lidl.