Memory Mattress

My concern is how good its memory really is.

Will it remember the way I sleep, curled up on my left hand side, and nudge me back into shape if I roll over?

Will it keep a list of visitors by carving notches on the bedhead?

When I find a new partner, will it remember that magical night from a while back and tell the new Mr Hugankiss he could never match it?

Memory mattress? No thanks.