Pillow

Beloved tells more I snore, very badly. So I bought her a present, an anti-snoring pillow for me.

It's a good brand, none of your cheap rubbish for my Beloved.

Did it work, did it heck. She tells me I shove it up the bed and just sleep on the edge of it. I also sleep in a different position. I don't know, I'm asleep. And I still snore just as badly.

Ah well, back to the drawing board. Perhaps some ear plugs instead.