Is the Strynd a Wynd ?

There will be enquiries this week in the Orcadian after one person was absent in the post-dancing Toastie Club (membership is restricted). 

Post toastie the Current Mrs Creel can be seen heading full speed up the Strynd to overtake the wifie with the lead pom-pom.  School Place had a treat waiting for it.  We happened to meet Jim Bews and he gave us his views; he said his ruse was that there was no other news.