Beneath The Facade

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

You are looking at the LIE that is my life. On the left is "Aesop" liquid hand soap. It sits next to our sink to impress visitors. 

On the right is Dettol Crappy Liquid Hand soap. They don't call it that in the supermarket. That is what Er Indoors calls it.

What you may NOT know is that when we finish the Aesop liquid hand soap, Er Indoors then REFILLS it with the Dettol Crappy Liquid Hand Soap.

"But no," said Er Indoors. "I gave it a sniff and thought 'No'."

Apparently it is TOO crappy to pull off the subterfuge. So we're going to have to buy some slightly less crappy, crappy liquid hand soap.

What a tangled web we weave.

S.