Seriously dangerous?

I decided to stop the agony of toast making in the morning and invest in some bamboo toast tongs. Little did I know what dangers would await me.
How can they sell these dangerous pieces of equipment to unsuspecting wee wifeys? The shock of reading that, could be enough to stop a paced heart.

Its been a very tiring week and I am so pleased it's over.
Have an urgent appointment with Innis and Gunn, must dash.