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Today was a monsoon kinda day, then strolling soggily back from a meeting the god of vitamin D answered my prayers and provided a top up.

To add to the good mood a girl walking in front of me, who loved herself more than was merited, sneezed and let out the kind of fart a curry eating docker would have been proud of. Is there an age at which a chap doesn't find farting funny? I hope not.