Im going to learn to play it...

... maybe. I did go to the ukulele  group a few times when I lived in Alderney but that one was civilised; held in a pub and if you got in a corner with a glass of wine and a ukulele nobody noticed that you weren't actually playing it!
I fear this group may be more serious. This is just a uke lent to me so I can practice learn a few chords. I've just ordered a bright yellow one and am off out with a friend tomorrow to find some flower power stickers. May buy some ultra wide flares... You see I'm taking this very seriously!