Guilty

Very sorry that you aren’t happy with me. I know you meant to serve those two boxes of delicious cookies to your guests, and I know that you had put them on the table where I am not supposed to go, and I know that you turned your back for only a minute. Yes, I knew I shouldn’t have done it... And I am very sorry... but... IT WAS SO WORTH IT!!! Can I please sleep now? I am having a bit of a sugar crash...