Mr Stitch.

When Louisa and Rachel were small we had a pack of Happy Families cards. For some reason the girls took against poor Mr Stitch, the Tailor. Whenever one of them drew his card they would squeal hysterically. Poor Mr S. They hid him so they wouldn't have to look at him, (20 years ago and he's just turned up again today! ) Apparently he's punching above his weight, as Mrs Stitch is much younger and better looking. Not poor Mr Stitch after all!