Every Home Should Have One

Husband R is chief papier-mache model maker for the local am dram group.

In the past I've refused house room to a boars head, a fully grown crocodile and a plant that holds a man

Then the giants head appeared and got it's marching orders.

The set builders (average age 60 - shoe size 9) decided that - if at dead of night - they placed it in various locations round the village - someone would take it in.

They didn't and the weather didn't wither it either.

I said it could only live with us if it became useful - so R placed it in a bedroom - plonked a clock radio on top and declared it a bedside table.

It's still there although missing some of its hair.