Hot dog!

Seriously! The next time I return to God's green earth I am going to be a dog. No more will I have to fight with uncooperative cars that don't wish to shut their doors just because the temperature drops a little below minus. No more will I have to pay money to vets for lost causes! No more will I have to consider filling in stupid tax returns. No more will I have to fight with tempermental computers and as a dog I will be able to sit and gaze into the fire and toast on each side like Abbiedogs here. Nuff said.