Hogmanay

Dylan: Well, it’s the last day of the year.
Bandit: A time to look backwards, and forwards!
Dylan: Actually, I’m looking sideways. Just who is this?
Bandit: Its okay, he’s quite peaceful when his batteries run out.
Dylan: Have you any hopes for 2018 Bandit?
Bandit: I’m hoping he can grow some decent carrots for once. How about you Dylan?
Dylan: I’m dreaming of someone naming a storm after me!

Best wishes to everyone for 2018