I hate brown bread!

I hate brown bread!

Dratted wholemeal bread! I can't stand wholemeal bread, especially that sort with the gritty bits in. It gives me terrible wind! That's why I'm here all on my own. Even the cormorants down there won't come close when I've been on the brown bread.

That mad woman and her even madder daughter thought they were doing us a favour. 'Brown bread from M&S will be a lovely healthy treat for them!' the mother said.

Yeah right!

As we are on repeats, let's have a bit of Whitesnake with that famous Ayrshire track :-

Ayr I Go Again