The hat thief

I think you'll agree that it does rather suit Ms Bagel.    As I wrestled it back off her, Emsie nabbed my camera.   You have to keep your wits about you when Team Teddy are in the park..   
 
Since there has been much hat activity in my blip world this week I give you the following....    (not a cracker joke, you'll be relieved to know)

An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favourite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the
vestibule.

When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to the entire sermon on The Ten Commandments.

After church, the man met the priest in the vestibule doorway, shook his hand vigorously, and told him "I want to thank you, Father,  for saving my soul today. I came to church to steal a hat and after hearing your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided against it."

The priest said, "You mean the commandment 'I shall not steal' changed your mind?"

"No, the one about adultery did," the old man explained, "As soon as you said that I remembered where I left my old hat!"    

Boom Tish!