Don't give up the day job!

Cake decoration really isn't my strong point but I do like to do my own Christmas cake. This year I thought I would pipe around the base but I think the icing   was a bit too runny, hence what looks like ectoplasm oozing from the bottom (the cakes not mine!)
I don't think Sunflower's daughter or cakes cakes cakes need fear the competition just yet....