Today i got stuck on a bus as it was trapped in a traffic jam caused mostly by articulated lorries trying to crush it. Before that I stood in the rain for 25 minutes as we were 10 minutes early for when it should have arrived, and it was 15mins late.

Before that we walked 20 minutes in the rain. The 20 minutes was mostly because the nut was carrying an umbrella that makes the 3toed sloth look like a speed demon in comparison. And he kept collapsing the umbrella on his head, and claiming he was a jellyfish.

And I paid 2 quid for all that. Public transport sucks.

Although we were massively late, mr nut enjoyed his visit to laila's and her toys. He wasn't allowed to stay there without her, or go to school with her, so after lunch we came home, which made him cry, so we played me potato heads till he felt better. And ate a chocolate pumpkin