Sheets versus bubbles

One of these is worthy of a security tag and the other one is not.  One is good value and the other one is a licence to print money, literally!  One gives 475 sheets of black and white text, but the other one gives half a million joyous golden bubbles.  I don't print much these days, but sometimes I need to.  Then I always seem to run out of toner and the price of a new cartridge always galls me.  So, to continue with this disjointed post; I got soaked walking to the train this morning, but the meeting I was going to went well.  The rest of the day was spent getting stuff together to do our annual accounts, hence the need to print.  Think I need some Prosecco!