Death to the hipster

Today I was mainly around Shoreditch which seems to have been taken over by the hipster. They are a breed in their half mast trousers geek chic talking utter bollocks. Maybe if I altered my image I’d be taken more seriously in my opinion about coffee? Don’t get me started on artisan grrrr. It’s always nice to come to London but the golden ticket is the one back home to the North.