Don't Look Up . . .

We've had a great summer this year, apart from the usual seasonal scares over West Nile Fever and e-coli . . .

Now, as we move into mid-Fall, we've got another, more serious, affliction . . . giant red-eyed spiders have been spotted leaping onto the heads of unsuspecting travelers in the heavily-wooded rural areas.

There have been reports that people have had their brains sucked out by these wicked monsters, but they were all politicians and it seems normal people are immune.

Nevertheless, like the rest of our neighbours, Jools and I now wear our crash helmets all day.

Just in case . . . .