An ‘Elf Warning!!

Bandit: What’s he up to today?
Dylan: Have you seen his extra?
Bandit: Not yet. Just wait a minute.

Oh, no, what an embarrassment. Just what is he up to?
Dylan: Someone asked him if he could be an elf at Santa’s Grotto at the Christmas Fair at Aden Park today. Well, he was looking out his costume before you can say Will Ferrell!
Bandit: Does he realise how stupid he looks?
Dylan: Probably not, but I guess someone on blip will tell him!