Look crap & fly

would be a fine name for a firm of lawyers. It could also apply to a dodgy budget airline.

But in this case it describes what the bird was doing. It seemed to have discovered its own reflection, both in the mirror and in the sill at the bottom of the car. So much so that it would launch itself repeatedly to attack its own reflection - all to no effect. At times it would perch on the window frame, crap on the door, look round and see itself in the mirror and then fly, once more, as if in a rage at the reflection.

To think that birds evolved from the dinosaurs that once ruled the Earth. Stupid birds. Long live the mammals!