One, two, three! Then a flap?

I'm not sure about this flying lark at all. My cousin flew straight into a tree trunk once in his haste to get to a bag of chips someone had dropped. Flying is definitely overrated in my opinion. If God had meant us to fly, He would have given us wings.

Oh.

Look! These things are just for balance when running and to make me look like an angel, OK? Get stuffed! I am not a turkey! I'm going to sh*t on your head if you don't go away!

(Track) You Keep On Moving - Deep Purple