No More 'C' word!

Look what Mr W bought me yesterday!!!!

Well, I say me - we will be sharing it. He's having the odd Numbers, I'm having the even! And guess what number the BIG chocolate falls on??!!!

Mr W has never had an Advent Calendar that he can remember (but then he is a bit old!!!) and actually asked me the other day what day did advent calendars start on - hence the interest in buying one. Bless.

So, still needing help on the Fun Christmas Names. I want to label all the presents under the tree with Festive Names, not real ones, then give everyone a Christmas decoration with their related name with a slight rude twist to it.

For example we have...

Candy Cane - turns into Twisted Stick
Jolly Snowman -Joshy Snowman (for Josh obviously but could be ruder)
Virgin Mary - Vagina Mary (one of them keeps joking about her vagina after her recent first smear!)
Sparkly Pear (Next sell them) - Nice Pair
Noel - Noel-it-all
Something about nuts for me and I'm the Nutty Knitter!

But I'm a bit useless at it all and still need some more ideas!

Any way - Happy Christmas all!

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