Elementary Bouquet

In a society increasingly obsessed with punishing the poor for the mistakes of the rich, we find ourselves having to come up with cheap alternatives to the luxuries we once enjoyed. With that in mind, I've done my best to help anyone struggling to afford that impromptu bunch of flowers for their loved one. Whether you've forgotten a birthday, crashed the car or just spent your life savings on a handful of magic beans: say it with dry spaghetti.

For added effect, you can try mounting an assortment of shuttlecocks onto the stalks, which gives a wonderful effect of blooming petals. Sadly, my budget for today didn't stretch that far.