Friends vs Italian Friends

Been finding out how many goombas are on the site.  This one is especially for yous guys...

FRIENDS:   Never ask for food
ITALIAN FRIENDS:   Are the reason you have food.

FRIENDS:   Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:   Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS:  Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:  Would be sitting next to you.

FRIENDS:  Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:  Cry with you.

FRIENDS:  Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:  Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS:  Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:  Will kick the heck of the whole crowd that left  you.

FRIENDS:  Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:  Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS:  Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:  Are for life.

FRIENDS:  Will take your drink away when you've had enough.
ITALIAN FRIENDS:  Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "you better drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!!" Then, they'll drive your butt home.

FRIENDS:  Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will knock the hell out of them!!

PS From all indications, Zippy is Italian.