Not Enough Fireworks

I hot-footed it over to Tynecastle this afternoon, the new stand had it's safety certificate (if not all its ceiling tiles), the game was on and the Jambos were back home. Cue some fireworks. None after the kickoff though. They played a bit better than the last few games but still nowhere good enough. It's going to be a bit of a slog I'm afraid.

Question of the day: if the entrance to a small stand has 16 turnstiles and the entrance to a large stand has 10 turnstiles, how long will you have to delay the start of the game if you close the 16 to the larger crowd? And how many thousand people will you hack off?
Answers on a postcard to the Hearts office, marked 'Are you braindead or what?'.