Cone heid

Came down on the Glasgow bus to the big smoke for a day. Quite an entertaining trip. Got to love Glasgow humour. An old bloke on the bus kept coughing. 4 wee Glasgow ladies on board one says to her pal. Hen if ah had a dug that coughed like that ah wid gie it a rubber bullet. After a while he stops and the wee Weegie asks her pal. Is he deid!