My mate Seb

Got a letter in the post today:

Sebastian Coe KBE (off of the Olympics and running) requests the pleasure of the company of ME!

And all I have to do is make a sizeable donation to the university sports scholarship program and return my completed application by yesterday.

If only I had the money to make a sizeable donation, the time available off work and a time machine to send my application off before it arrived. Foiled again!