The Devil wears Primark.

The devil was coming out of the main door of my building today.
He wasn't as stylish as I thought he might be, in fact, lets face it
he looked a little, well, cheap but feeling bold(sans)
I asked for his picture. He said: 'I'm coming back later, and I'm in a hurry'.
But I said 'please' and started to snap. He gave me 3 shots.
All the shots are way out of focus.
Then my camera gave up the ghost.
It flashed up 'Focus malfunction'.
Then stopped altogether. My camera is so basic, it's incredible
anything could go wrong with it. Won't even turn on now.

I've learn't my lesson.

Never fuck with the devil, especially if he's having a bad clothing day.

He reminds me of Angry Kid.