Moo-ve Along There!

Police Scotland today took the unprecedented step of issuing a warning to the public about an extremely cute dangerous escaped coo convict.

Daisy The Grass Man Eating Coo (VAT No. 204146) was last seen in the Livingston area but may now be further a-field.

Members of the public have been warned that if approached by Daisy not to make any sudden moo-ves or grass noises, udder-wise there coo-d be dairy consequences!


This warning was brought to you by Desperate Blippers On A Dreich Day (West Lothian Branch) in association with Wild Wednesday kindly hosted by Cailleach