Seven Years and One Day

I wanted to name this Bad Grandpa...Part 23, but decided against it.

We were in Sam's Club, and Merrick asked me if he could get in the box with the big stuffed animals. I glanced around to see if there were any lingering employees, and told him he could for just a few minutes.

The animals come equipped with an attached blanket. You roll the blanket back to reveal a different animal. The only problem with them? SIXTY DOLLARS! I don't care if they turn into 5 different animals...THEY'RE SIXTY DOLLARS!

I bought him one in every color. HA!