Dad is 79!

Mum: "Don't tease that poor dog, Douglas!"
Dad: "Hey! It's my birthday and I get to do what I want alllllllll day!"
Mum: "You'll be fixing your own tea tonight though, I'm out at the history group!"
Dad: "Fit?!!"

Happy 79th birthday to the international table tennis bat wielding, bowling ball slinging, tennis bat bashing, go-to family maths and chemistry tutor, chocolate biscuit scoffing, sport obsessed, dog appreciating, laugh at his own jokes 'till he cries, DIY proficient Dad, Granda and dog sitter.

Special commendation to Sam on cutting a whole cake meant to feed about 12 people into just 4 slices.