Thug life

Stick 'em up.

Kate and Laura came round today for lunch. I was very pleased that I managed to deal with two children, air Iris' bum for a few hours (three vest and Jimmy change) put away a food delivery, cook a chicken and prepare a salad before twelve.

I was horrified that Kate (a cake maker with a five star hygiene rating) insisted on doing the washing up and putting everything away. She won't want to eat here again that's for sure! I need a cleaner!