Get Me Outta here!

Woof!  It's Sunday afternoon. So they force you out for a walk in the woods in the pouring, chilly autumn rain. All out of their selfless "love for the dog' they'll have you believe. Hmmm.
They make you walk along squelchy, muddy paths and inevitably you get muddy. Er - SURPRISE!  Then when you finally make it back to the comfort and warmth of home, they force you to suffer the indignity of a bath to get all the mud out of your dirty coat.  Love for the dog?  Poor deluded humans.  Bless 'em though.  They do their best...
Woof!  :-)