Little madam

Matthew has brought a pipe kit as in smoking pipe. It's basically a block of briar attached to a pipe stem that you have to shape into a pipe yourself. It is pre-drilled so could in theory be smoked as is but would draw some funny looks unless you happen to live inside Minecraft. Guess who's job it is to shape this pipe? Yes mine and I'm allowed to choose my own style, so I'm going for Zulu, yes I've actually researched pipe styles and the Zulu is to my mind the best. Prepare for some before and after pictures but don't hold your breath, this pipe could be a long time in the making.