Filth...

New pedals have been attached in an attempt to woo my piece of shit bike, show it some lovin'... try and stop it from getting f'n punctures...

Guess what? No sooner had it got them on... I got a puncture. Tonight I fixed it. Again.

So I now have a new inner tube and new pedals... And I gave her a long, hard rub down too. Filthy she was.

Come on bike, surely that's good enough.