Long Tailed Tits

"Those aren't long tailed tits!"
"No! These are two coal tits and a blue tit"
"Well, why did you call them long tailed tits?"
"Because that's what I wanted to photograph."
"I don't see any in the shot."
"No, they were in a bush over to the left, two or three of them."
"So why didn't you get them in the frame?"
"Duh! Because by the time I'd gone and got my camera they'd gone!"

"Any more silly questions?"