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And the Residents' Association did send missives unto the Cooncil. Yea! In number three, missives sent they them. 2.But the Cooncil did harden their hearts, saying: We have vouchsafed ye Food Waste Caddies, even unto the number of apartments which dwell in your building, and also unto the number of dwellings built in your apartments.
3. And the Residents Association replied to them, saying: Aye, verily, that will be right! Point the caddies out unto us, that we might see them with our eyes. 4. And the Cooncil laughed them to scorn and showed papers wherein it was written that caddies had been delivered unto the Midianites and the Jephusites and the {Several verses omitted} and all those that dwell in the lands of the Leithites.

8.Then the Residents Association waxed mighty wroth, and great was the wrath thereof. And they sent forth the mighty Chairperson, which is called Dervilla, and she did give the Cooncil the length of her tongue (which measured unto an cubit!) 9. And Lo! 48 of food waste caddies were delivered unto the apartments and the dwellings therein. 10. Which were encrusted with precious stones and costly woods. 11. Possibly.

Here endeth the lesson.