Pixel

Bloke: So how many pixels is your camera
MAiT: Erm, I can't remember
Bloke: You can't remember? Seriously? You can't remember? Goodness me. You folk...tsk.....

MAiT: actually I bought it for the lense, not the pixels*
MAiT: actually I don't normally walk about with the feckin' manual**
MAiT: actually it's not the number if pixels that matter, it's what you do with them***


* I said in my head
** I said in my head
** I said in my head

MAiT: Oh I know. Silly me. ****

**** Isaid out loud