Stirling You In The Face....

Success; it's written all over me. Like, you know, literally all over me. If you cut me open, the word success would, you know, like literally run right through me. Literally!

I've been successful since, like I was born. I'm like, the very epithet of success. (What? What do you mean that's not the word? The word's 'epitome'? Well ok...)

So, like I was saying, I'm, like, the very epithet of epitome......



Yep. Those masters of modesty, intelligence, understatement and charm are back: The Apprentice, BBC1 this evening. ☺