68, 50, 20

Since turning German I seem to be having rather too many ‘chats’ with cops...

I was following a Porsche along a 50kph road when I spotted the speed trap, glanced down at my speedo (such an appt name) and waited for the Porsche to get pulled in first...alas, the cop can only focus his camera on one car at a time apparently and he picked my mini and let the Porsche go speeding off into the distance.