SEA PLATFORM

Blow me down . . . Cap'n Poopdeck here me hearties . . . I hope ye remembered that it is International Talk Like A Pirate Day Savvy ? Make ye sure you believe ye scurvy dog else I shall have to cleave ye to the brisket . . . that makes walkin the plank easy !
Avast ye this ere picture . . . your journey to the sea as you can get ye landlubbers . . . as long as you get the train from Platform Two . . . sea ye thar ye old seadog and we can get three sheets to the wind together ! Beware . . . if you go to Platform Four ye may end up with The Black Spot !