whats for dinner tonight my luv?.......make it you

step by step guide on how to make this dish...{especially for you G!}

1. take 1 of the 2 M&S 'Steak Yorkshires' from the box, remove from packaging, place on baking tray and place in preheated oven @ 180 degrees C for 25mins (fan oven - 160 degrees C / 350 degrees F / Gas 4)
2. peel 3-4 potatoes and place in pan with water, bring to the boil and then simmer
3. empty beans from tin into pan, and heat on low
4. empty peas from bag labeled PEAS, (kept in freezer) and place in pan with some water and heat on low
5. once ready place M&S 'Steak Yorkshire' and beans on plate, use collinder to drain peas and potatoes, then place on same plate.
6. Pour some water from the tap into a glass {to drink with your meal} (you may of course replace this with another drink of your choice)
7. Add desired seasoning, eat it and enjoy your efforts (knife and forks are in the drawer in the kitchen)

All of above is available assuming you have the items available, however if not you can replace some of the ingredients with similar produce. e.g. you may not have peas, but can you mange tout instead, or a replacement for the potatoes could be carrots. In fact, even the M&S 'Steak Yorkshire' can be replaced with something like a Greggs Steak Bake, however you may want to reduce the time in the oven of about 5-10 minutes. Change all the mentioned items, and you could end up with Apple & Blackberry Crumble with Ice-cream. Of course you wouldn't heat up the ice-cream, nor peal the Blackberries.

This is not just food......This is your food

Make this delightful dish at your own risk. Please ensure the oven and hobs are switched off after use. I cannot take responsibility for wasted gas/electricity whilst making this dish.

Oh, and have the takeaway menu ready, cause you may still cock it up....