What the hell are you wearing ?

That was Harry's repsonse to my new glasses.

Told me they made me look 13 years (I not sure why 13, not 15 or 20 years....) older and like my mother.

Noice......

I have also been subjected to endless criticism about my decision to let me hair go grey and the shoes I wear, which apparently resemble calibers. You know who you are...

Honestly, it's a good job that I set trends, not follow them. A person could get a complex.