In the dog house

No not me..... HER.

Do you know she went out THREE times yesterday.  First in the morning for two hours, and then after lunch for another hour.  But the very worst was in the evening when she went out from 4pm to 9.30 pm.  I was beside myself when she finally rolled home. 

She forgot to leave the landing light on for me, and I was in TOTAL darkness for hours and hours.  And I had nothing to eat, and it was HORRIBLE.

But then she did come home, and I can tell you I have her the bestest welcome in the whole wide world.  And I did get my dinner, and I polished the plate clean.  And she did get very apologetic, and said she wanted to come home a lot earlier, but she couldn't get away until after the birthday cake.

(Which I think gave her indigestion - I call that karma).