The day i almost killed the postman

Today the Postman managed to add more hours to the day than i thought possible.
I remember the good old days when the postman would visit in the morning, early on in the day. getting on towards 5 o'clock is definitely not morning.
At around 2, plans to invade the royal mail, and declare war on the postal system were well made, and ready to be put into action.
Patience was really pushed today, but in the end, the pain ebbed away as fifa finally found its way into my letter box.
Now there's only a years wait left to fifa 14. Exciting!