CHARITY

Perhaps not the most interesting of photos but I liked the way the light was filtering through the trees, taken as I walked down to the bank to deposit the proceeds of The McMillan Coffee Morning my not so young but sprightly charges held this morning, £229 plus a lot of left over home baking for me to devour for lunch, it's no wonder I'm not in demand for doing a Lynx advert! Women do fall at my feet but only once they've transcended the girth of my stomach.

Postscript: just picked up the local rag to see if they used my blip from Tuesday in the paper, no luck this time, theres one very similar but no cigar I'm afraid.